How To Defend Yourself Against Alien Abduction
If you find yourself in the terrible situation of impending Alien abduction, how do you fend them off? Here is a helpful guide for just such a situation.
The Mental Struggle
You are paralyzed. You are helpless. You are about to be the involuntary victim of alien abduction. One great method to deter the offending Alien hunting party is to use sustained willpower. This is very simple. First, calm yourself and stop worrying about the fact that you can’t move. Second, and this is the important part, keep your mind focused on trying to move just one part of the body, like a toe or a finger.
Aliens are telepathic and empathic creatures. If you keep focused on willing your body part to move, they sense your strength and leave.
The Physical Struggle
If you get a chance to physically fend them off before they can get the chance to take control of your mind and paralyze you, set about them using your fists or a heavy object. You may also consider the use of firearms. They can be handy but they are not recommended in an urban or suburban area. Small children and/or innocents may be jeopardized
The intent in using the firearm is merely one of deterrence, not of harming or killing. The point is to inform the intruders that they are violating your right to privacy.
Use Righteous Anger
This is also a tactic that should be employed before paralysis has set in. Get very annoyed at the violation of your rights. Shout at the Aliens “Go away!” or “Leave me alone!” or some such variation of these. This may be too mild for some, but the next useful tip will allow for a broader scope of phrases.
Use Protective Rage
You can express extreme displeasure on behalf of your more helpless family members such as husbands, cats, children, guinea pigs, gerbils, etc. You can employ some well-chosen cursing and strong rejecting language as long as you also combine it with a wish that the offending Alien being might not be harmed in any way. One such statement might be: “Kindly fuck off gentle visitor; you are alarming my guinea pigs!”?
Use Your Intuition
Sometimes you may sense the impending visitation that may lead to abduction. Be mentally prepared for it and this may deter your would-be Alien abductors.
Employ Metaphysical Methods
You can envision a protective bubble in the form of a bright white light coming down from a source above to encircle and surround you with its protective power. Let its protective qualities flow through your body and envision yourself not getting abducted because they cannot reach you.
Also, you can employ and internal sound. Think of an annoying, obnoxious noise. Any being listening in with intent to abduct you will be deterred by its annoying quality.
With these helpful tricks and tactics, your abductors will have no luck in taking you to their craft for terrible experimentation. You can now rest assured that you are able to fend off and Alien abduction.
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